Bonza Australia Day!

G’day. This Wensdy Arvo this is what you gotta do:

Be a Weet-Bix Kid and have some Vegemite (preferably Marmite) on toast for Brekkie, go hang your Daks and Trakkies out on the Hills Hoist, throw on your Bonds Undies, Yakka navy blue Stubby Shorts, Ugg Boots, Akubra (hat), Sunnies and some Rid to keep the Mozzies and the Blowys away. Yell ‘Come on Aussie’, and ‘Aussie-Aussie-Aussie' to ya neighbours (spelled proppa with a ‘u’!) and expect the 'Oi-Oi-Oi’ in return then tell ‘em they’re True Blue. Go to the Esky and crack open a Tinny or a Stubby – VB, XXXX, Carlton, Tooheys, or Bundy Ginger Beer for the Sevys, Chuck another Shrimp, Snag and Rack ‘a Lamb on the Barbie (or slice of Nutmeat for those Wuss Vego Sevs), have another Lamington and Arnotts Bikki and some more Pavlova. Go see your red-head Mate Bluey, and that Bogan Brickie Bloke you know from the Bush past Brizzie - way out Woop Woop. If you find a Pommy tell him he’s a Wanker and to ‘Rack Off’. Blokes give your Sheilas a cuddle but don’t be a Sook and try not to Crack a Fat. Sheilas give your Bloke a Pash and tell him Goon Oya for being Heaps Ocker – today that will mean a lot J Play some Akka Dakka and John Williamson (watch the top clip on the video bar to the right and try to keep a dry-eye if You're OZ I dare ya) while you have a kick of the Footy … and just be a Fair Dinkum Bludger and think No Worries all day, cause you're an OZ and Bloody proud of it!

Do it for your Cobber Grant.

Bloody Oath!